周五下午跟朋友一起去看了watchman, 因为影片涉及特异功能，超级英雄而且长达三个小时，朋友决定和我两个人单独看电影。不是中文专业毕业，不知道两个人而且单独这个搭配是不是妥当。

1点的时候朋友就已经坐不住了，打来了电话，发现我磨磨蹭蹭以后决定来接我，中间迷路一次，终于找到了我，接下来磕磕绊绊到了电影院。

这部电影就不说了，打斗还可以，还有香艳裸露场景，裸露的还是个辣妹不是老太太，虽然情节老套也将就把。票价才七块五。唯一遗憾的是裸露场景基本就是那么几分钟，而且就出现了那么一次。跟我事先听说的步态一样，于是有了以下对话。

我：You like the naked girl? I think she might be 40 but body looks ok.

朋友：Sure she is hoooooot.

我：But you know what's funny? A friend told me that there should a supergirl who gets horny everytime she uses her super power and need sex immediately. But actually the superirl does not have any superpower and only got horny once.

朋友：You know what my gf told me? yesterday she asked me like are you sure you want to watch it with a guy? coz her friend tol her that the movie was all about a huge blue guy showing his peanuts all the time and killing people.

我们两个人同时翻了白眼，同一部电影，在不同性别人转述就成了两部不同的色情片了。

想起来上次说要开博还是一年多以前的事情，各位看官永远支持，结果我写完开播感言以后意兴阑珊阿，支持率不高，又是熟面孔，支持者的性别也很单一，这已荒废就是一年了。经过这一年资本主义世界的学习，在下终于意识到只有好好打造blog，才能提高现存读者的素质多样化读者群。加上刚好放个小假，要不然我在努力胡诌点儿？